FAMOUS REALITY TV QUOTES

“You’re fired!” – Donald Trump, The Apprentice

“That’s hot.” – Paris Hilton, The Simple Life

“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen!” – Regina George, Mean Girls (inspired reality show quotes)

“I’m not here to make friends.” – Various contestants, various reality shows

“Make it work!” – Tim Gunn, Project Runway

“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians

“I’m the king/queen of the world!” – Various contestants, various reality shows

“You better work!” – RuPaul, RuPaul’s Drag Race

“Are you smarter than a fifth grader?” – Jeff Foxworthy, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

“This is the final rose…” – Chris Harrison, The Bachelor/Bachelorette

“Love is blind.” – Nick Lachey, Love Is Blind

“I’m not a regular housewife, I’m a cool housewife.” – Lisa Vanderpump, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES QUOTES

“Treat yo’ self!” – Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation (inspired reality show quotes)

“The tribe has spoken.” – Jeff Probst, Survivor

“I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win.” – Various contestants, various reality shows

“It’s handled.” – Olivia Pope, Scandal (inspired reality show quotes)

“Two women enter, one woman leaves.” – Various reality competition shows

“I’m not a regular girl, I’m a cool girl.” – Various contestants, various reality shows

“It’s the end of an era.” – Various cast members, various reality shows

“I’m not a regular judge, I’m a cool judge.” – Simon Cowell, various reality competition shows

“I’m not a regular chef, I’m a cool chef.” – Gordon Ramsay, Hell’s Kitchen

“You’re still here?” – Various judges, various reality competition shows