FAMOUS SHREK QUOTES

“Ogres are like onions. We both have layers.” – Shrek

“I’m a believer!” – Shrek

“Donkey, I’m warning you!” – Shrek

“Why, donkey, why?” – Shrek

“I’m not a puppet! I’m a real ogre!” – Shrek

“What are you doing in my swamp?” – Shrek

“This is the part where you run away.” – Shrek

“In the morning, I’m making waffles!” – Donkey

“I can’t believe I’m stuck with a little, bitty, unwanted babe-in-arms.” – Shrek

“I like my privacy.” – Shrek

“Do you know the Muffin Man?” – Gingy

“What’s your name?” – Shrek / “Donkey.” – Donkey / “Well, Donkey, I’m Shrek.” – Shrek FAMOUS BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT MOTHERS

“Do you think he’s compensating for something?” – Shrek (referring to Lord Farquaad’s large castle)

“This is the part where you’re supposed to be scared.” – Shrek

“I can’t possibly make it any clearer. To get out of my swamp!” – Shrek

“I’m an ogre. You know, ‘grab-your-torch-and-pitchforks.’ Doesn’t that bother you?” – Shrek

“Save the wedding! Save the world!” – Donkey

“Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table!” – Shrek (referring to the Snow White statue)

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.” – Shrek

“What’s the matter, princess? Can’t stand the sight of me?” – Shrek

“You know, you’re not exactly what I expected.” – Fiona / “Well, maybe you shouldn’t judge people before you get to know them.” – Shrek

“How ’bout a game of ‘don’t breathe on the princess’?” – Shrek

“I have a lot to think about, you know?” – Shrek