![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVzdibGNKK0dVdVJtMDJJMVAyNFJoenJodTZ4T2ZFNlkzaWZwV0lDeUxHWmo4Rk5JMEVXZEhVRDVEVzFrNjNJNTlIQVJPYktzK0JUaUlTbDZKUGI5U0RNYkgxTU9IeUxEaUxLdkhUUmkyOXpub2lCY1NtdzUyODNYQTNVRVlDMnhGRldYR0MxWm14S2RWcEkyWk4vMkNBPQ%3D%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(d678a315b2805690234073f3434fc0c7).jpg)
“You just can’t go around arresting everybody… my hat. Where’s my hat?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXR0MllFV0lqRFB4NFl3NFRqdktHRXMyVnBqZ2E4SkowdGJBb2syZ0FXdDBIeUsrWjFPQTZ6UUR6dGhaekFuZVJuQ1VnenQ4SnJyN0Z5QjhhTWc2a009/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(2014a7d7e710bf341d7d37b1be350ce7).jpg)
“If the snow melts, what does it become?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlYxVWxxMVRyMG5IejRFL2VWSGR0VGM4QXd0d2dXc09VYm1jT2hRdlVWWFJyNGFwRU9rMEZxTFRnRVRZSVMyU0J2U1hsc241M0pLSTZNZ3k2VTluWjc3ZFVHK3J5K1pIckNRY1IwbXpab0s%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(99f7a13b462d6626d8a7325e28ac11f8).jpg)
“We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXErTi9TcUZ6Z0dlOWhsSXFIZ3BHZ3RuN21zTGZZSktsOTE3SnhLTkJ1ZlFlWXo3cUxlcDc3ZG55K3NiaUdaeC9pNWhiSURWak9xU1NRenhMYTZQeTRNSWRCUkswSHVhSVV0QzU3UzNGSkFEWmVTUUlmVjJlNjV0OWV6K093YnpRPT0%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(40be1fc0d82190bbce83879333f646fc).jpg)
“What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnM2dkJoUThLTUlRbTRqNnRQMm5QSHJybG1CVmhNZVNSRGt5MkRaOVlrWEhRUEdGNUNXQklhaEphY3UxS3dXUnRpQnRyVkUxb3BoOFJsSkpXNVAxMGc9/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(6ef6d5b7140483212486caeaf86f8749).jpg)
“Did you know those tights come in teal?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWGFIV2xGOGR6MHhDc3ZEVkExcnJaR2RnU1orT1RWNDhFVXMvMFhrQWh6MEVMTmU4WHJ4NElBLzc0Y2ZjbU1iRVh2d0N2N2ZxSWlUMEVudy9QNlhkZldqYjZZQzJyd1B4MlRPK0xiMVpBckI%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(7b98f8e2e189cf16e285ff11f4fbfffd).jpg)
“Wait a minute, I’m in pursuit of a black Trans Am!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlYxVWxxMVRyMG5IejRFL2VWSGR0UVJHbEtXbGJvWGFUYysvcFBuWldpdk9oSEFraGtIVCtNa0pMbHpoMElXb2ZsdTBRYzAyNHV5R2RGdHY2UUdUZmM9/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(39fe744b8789ec3db844afadf0dc4ee2).jpg)
“We’ve got a convoy, can you dig it?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYjZnQ2JlOUcrbTB3Y1I3dGtxNHRJOU94VEU5alpGcUZOcUpwL0kwSXZwWkxabHFNVTZvVzRzMytLTHRVWFpvR0EvbUVsSUltbUcwdElhaExxOEUwU28wY3hkQWw4djljWjJqWmNINTl4ZWRwaXZnM3Q1Z1BlNmVOUGhSdEF2eG53PT0%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(d16d90682e4d5644fafb38de478704d1).jpg)
“If you ain’t gonna show respect, you might as well go park it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlYxVWxxMVRyMG5IejRFL2VWSGR0Uy9icTAycEJoT051UUh5NDZmTll6MW1yL3FnVzNmaThKeU0wYVVQNWt3dHRIb0hvWnNoSnlnSzZGVXVxK21CSUU9/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(2c3353cbc78073cec27fe366924cd385).jpg)
“We’ve got a bear in the air!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTlCSGJyOThtdzY4T3ExMnJRZXFiVnZSQ2NiOE1jVUxoNVA5TER2U2ZMMUJ6Snp6UU9vakdoVloxL0Y2MXFwdTZUaS9VVEwwQWdzT053WVVVSTBaTEJRRU5oMURmdVNvbUZTSUdJeVdIRHc%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(36ec3a9781026c2928425bc8f5b7b66f).jpg)
“Well don’t you think that’s, uh, rather ruthless?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV3VEdFk3aSs2aUZZYzZ5RDJNN3I5QjVIZFVRdXpQZ25MQ3B6dGdBZ3I4VFhDdnREMDlsQ0lDWHdGOFI3UmJVaFpnMWpoaCtia0o5NGE2Q1RmVFJmdDFQR3lhT3drcUphQTZNZHU5TXJuMkw%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(8d50e2266b1134905ab2773050058c18).jpg)
“He should be in jail for coining a phrase like that.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVzRWMkF1c3VDaEF0WklmOGZEdzB2Q3Q4NDdEZStGeENkeTN3cHBjMFNzM051SE5heGplSlZlRzhxN0l4bGJaNmM1SndPbWdYeWY1ektkcXhBUnlobHM9/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(58bec62ffce61447f97f9d2c9efeae2b).jpg)
“Mustang, this is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXlTeXRZRHNIVktQMmQ3RXFSblhNQzMwSjFEQUxrcXdFTTVQOHZVaThDTTRjckU4VjlKM0JUVW51dzY5RHNqQWJreDZCZ3c1UkJmTjhJL3BXNkJzTGt5QkVFSVZ3ZTRFVlV1TXB2WHlVYkR6LzZGWkVVOGpheDBtMjVadEFMdXJLUmV5MXExNllqNTZJeTRVeitXM2RFZ0NRQ0ZpY3hxNXJlQWowdlVHeEhD/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(98cde2e4d7f5c31385e87294c18ca18e).jpg)
“He’s right in front of us. You can practically smell the manure.” BEAUTIFUL GREETINGS QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlB6bGM5SWZLdFFjS044bFQ5anZiZTcwS21zVzZzNS8rVFA0QmVpZ0FpUUVvTThIdXczenNvZkZDOE5XdDlYeEhiaGNGbTQyT1pJbW95bkE0V1hwZWk%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(8b71af1879c80a68f010466be88ff23f).jpg)
“I’ve got a slight, uh, flamethrower accident.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZWd5TkkydEhOMzgvQmd1MFVyTmhZOHh5VFZDanlNQ0h3Rm1RQklUbUVwYk1NSDBRcnlzTVJhR2ZUTGo2d21Lei9wWkNkK0JjcU5ZSG9nZ0NyMHdHZEZWRmJOMXBRNG4xVmFwYVFEc242QWEzTjYrNmFPQmpmRGxrZnU2QjdRMHR3PT0%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(c85f2eeca24e930e21ed68a6dd6b6f86).jpg)
“What’s the matter kid, don’t they have toys in Cleveland?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZmJuaXVHMHMxWkxZY1VOQWxIakdaM2RiM3VMayt1NVdIT0srMlpaQnJvTFlCemNtelI4cFJ5aUd6c2FQRnFIVEE9PQ%3D%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(c0409a3e2f54e47e9d6519c7ceb3ac68).jpg)
“You can call me Bandit.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDRManc2T3M3dldYMUo4MmFxNUQ1OGxpSThTTTdJQjFKVy9Eam1VUC9mTXluZnJvNHc4Vmw5cDcwSkVVS0JmRHc9PQ%3D%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(6d4d06fd89680800e1e139e897a9eef0).jpg)
“Karma is a funny thing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXpuWWdYOEFOZlRXbDFtQkhxN3g3YTVQV2Q0MnJNSGx3Y2VRcUpzUU1HVW44enRQUG9RUmpkZzNpSXNNRkRWbXc9PQ%3D%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(88bee3f04b7313d0ae03ef31aaaae8fe).jpg)
“Perforated suppository, a what?!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZTkzdmNtanVMdmIremx2a3pMOGZlVHpSMFB0dE5LTUJBbDZURGY3ZkNPdjMwK3I4QXhCWnBzbjNMOXpTa0dpL1UwZUttWnZ4cXd4QWZacDdxcUpRRXZsbDl5bmF0bWNacitBVUFWZkpGR2RRPT0%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(5f8198ddbdb025360a79e6ec229e0cb8).jpg)
“I’m telling you, son, I once drove through a river full of snakes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWllJaWw0VjVINXJKdmFNVG1nNlVpaFlDL3hrREtSVUthQ2d2NVcrcEZUdDBqU1lQbXNlejFWcHBnb0d3Tno4T1draEN5WjlocEdmcUJmSEw5TURrTUxqMVA0Y3p3SUdkNWhpK21UYlprR2E%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(09b5c68fc4a2239b82ec5ef609543683).jpg)
“That’s a 50-yard penalty for excessive driving, son.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZWYySGdNSHFsZ3VoNmdvOFJ3TEl6Qzc4UHBVcXpMNlFFMmZrRU1YR1Z5bWdmVFJycTI2NkFiQWp1TzJtTmV4bjVHYUxmQUdLVXVpNWpjd3A3RThHaXJLTlpjc2pOU0FSWExSTUc5em1UZWhBY0JxNDExTGJ3ZnpQdFcyZUthRDh3PT0%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(109a059a43ced24ddf2e15175ed4e93b).jpg)
“All we gotta do is keep this guy between us and the Texas border.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV2ZONmtCUW5ZbWIwWUNONEl5dGVyUTRRS2x5YTZEQ2dNYzl4UytXRjV6aTUzVUpId1dWU2IzNHIvVXY1aWFsUk04dkZzYStmNTQzbmlSWDQ0ZW9vdXdkVVRoQThNOTFITjNLNmk0TFU0aGQ%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(0f56a1f79daba361d847269954408dc9).jpg)
“You mean I’m supposed to chase him on foot?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnM2dkJoUThLTUlRbTRqNnRQMm5QSEY5ZWNWT25hdmNlMmJoVm1ScjZWeEVjZ1FFL0FocVZLTHFMK2g2T1EvOFoxcUtHd0NYUFM3ZWkzSG16MlhIei9FZ1Q4bXJJQXMrb0pxWThGQTN1RDY%3D/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(ae981e50e4499ab23452ef2cdd3e10c6).jpg)
“Did you make that car come apart with the power of your mind?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHlVMWNwc1FZMFpqT25oME5vbkpSczFTRVZsM3RCSCtOU29vNzJlT3dDNWZNYkpIODF1M1Rub3V6Zm0zcXFsSjlETWUreTgwbW5TQ2poOGhSdUtNejlQY20vRG5GSXFxbnlzZnNPUVU2eFc4blRQYm13Z1U3LzhLcnhIQm5hdUFCRjl0bHk1bFFZTmlxQ2NUNFFFTnNtbjArT0tqR29WK0RnblN1bEhmUFlw/FAMOUS+SMOKEY+AND+THE+BANDIT+QUOTES/(bc74cb5f8b2158e214b0efe1ab6470ae).jpg)
“Well boy, what we have here is a situation where the first thing you gotta do is, get your mind right.”