FAMOUS SPORTS QUOTES FUNNY

“I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” – Michael Jordan

“I tell the kids, somebody’s gonna win, somebody’s gonna lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.” – Yogi Berra

“The only way to prove that you’re a good sport is to lose.” – Ernie Banks

“I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man’s failures.” – Earl Warren

“I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it.” – Gale Sayers

“I’m not an athlete. I’m a professional baseball player.” – John Kruk

“Baseball is a funny game. It’s a kind of collective delusion.” – Bill James

“I won’t quit until I’ve won a damned championship.” – Bob Knight

“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.” – Sarah Palin

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t know. I never smoked AstroTurf.” – Tug McGraw

“The only thing I ever wanted to do was beat the Yankees.” – Dusty Baker

“Somebody’s gotta win and somebody’s gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose.” – Pete Rose

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey

“You don’t play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.” – Bobby Knight FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT COMMON OBJECTS

“Basketball is like photography. If you don’t focus, all you have is the negative.” – Dan Frisby

“The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person’s determination.” – Tommy Lasorda

“Football is a game played with arms, legs, and shoulders, but mostly from the neck up.” – Knute Rockne

“I’d like to thank my parents for making this night possible.” – Delino DeShields

“Hockey is a unique sport in the sense that you need each and every guy helping each other.” – Wayne Gretzky

“I always turn to the sports section first. The sports section records people’s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man’s failures.” – Earl Warren

“The only way to prove that you’re a good sport is to lose.” – Ernie Banks

“You win a race, call me. You go down a hill on a toboggan, call me. You win five races down a hill, call me. But when you win a race in a car and you do something that’s really exceptional, then you might have some possibilities.” – Michael Schumacher

“The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning.” – Pele

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.” – Archie Griffin

“If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m positive that a doer makes mistakes.” – John Wooden

“Sports do not build character. They reveal it.” – John Wooden

“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino