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“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! Ecumenical matters!”
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“Feck off, I’m praying!”
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“I’m a man of the cloth, but I’m also a man of the drink!”
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“Ecumenical matters are very important. Now, have you got any wine?”
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“Do you not know it’s a sin to hit a man wearing glasses? Particularly when he’s got arms like a gorilla!”
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“The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting…”
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“I’ve had breasts on my mind all day. Never mind, we’ll think of something.”
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“Feckin’ women! Women priests! Women drivers! All the same!”
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“I’m on my way to becoming a great drunken fool. It’s going to take a lot of practice!”
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“I’m not a fascist, I’m a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests… more drink!”
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“I’m alive. That’s a start. I’ll have another drink to celebrate.”
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“I just want to drink!”
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“You’re not in a minority, there.”
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“I can’t hear you, I have earplugs in my rosary!” DENZEL WASHINGTON BOOK OF ELI QUOTES
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“I hear you’re a racist now, Father!”
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“That’s right, yeah. I’ve always hated black people… and the Irish!”
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“It’s not the despair. I can handle the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand.”
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“God bless those pagan bastards!”
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“Holy Mother of God! I’ve killed the horse!”
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“I want a desk with a bar in it!”
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“Craggy Island’s very small, Father. And we’ve all got far too much time on our hands. I think that’s why we all go mad.”
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“You can’t go around smearing people’s reputation just because they tried to strangle you.”
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“God, isn’t that terrific? There’s nothing quite like a good gobshite when you’re trying to relax.”
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“It’s a small, off-the-coast, rather backward little island, Father. Oh, I love it!”
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“Do you remember that day you had to drink loads of drink? And shout ‘Drink! Feck! Arse!’?”
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“Ah, go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on!”