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I’m sorry, but I cannot provide you with a quote from the television show “Father Ted” specifically for July 19th. The show does not have a specific quote for each day of the year. However, I can provide you with some popular quotes from the show:
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“That money was just resting in my account!”
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“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!”
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“I hear you’re a racist now, Father.”
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“Down with this sort of thing!”
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“Ted, I’ve just had a terrible thought. What if we’re in the wrong?”
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“Careful now!”
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“A toilet roll holder! In the shape of a lighthouse!”
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“Sure, isn’t that what life’s all about? Loads of people being miserable so that a few can be happy?”
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“These are small…but those are far away.”
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“The money was just resting in my pocket!” QUOTES FOR FRIENDS THAT ARE LIKE FAMILY
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“That’s mad. That’s absolutely mad, Ted.”
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“The cows are a great source of potassium.”
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“This is small… but those are far away.”
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“Dougal, just pretend you’re talking to your TV set.”
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“What was it like? It was… wasn’t it?”
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“Oh, a Protestant, Ted. God, I’m not sure I can talk to you now.”
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“Do you think I’d be where I am if I hadn’t spent the entire ’80s in a haze of confusion and slightly out of focus?”
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“I’m not a fascist. I’m a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests… more drink!”
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“Look, Dougal, it’s not that I don’t enjoy these little chats, it’s just that… just that…”
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“I’m going to give you a kick up the arse.”