FATHER TED JULY 19TH QUOTE

I’m sorry, but I cannot provide you with a quote from the television show “Father Ted” specifically for July 19th. The show does not have a specific quote for each day of the year. However, I can provide you with some popular quotes from the show:

“That money was just resting in my account!”

“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!”

“I hear you’re a racist now, Father.”

“Down with this sort of thing!”

“Ted, I’ve just had a terrible thought. What if we’re in the wrong?”

“Careful now!”

“A toilet roll holder! In the shape of a lighthouse!”

“Sure, isn’t that what life’s all about? Loads of people being miserable so that a few can be happy?”

“These are small…but those are far away.”

“The money was just resting in my pocket!” QUOTES FOR FRIENDS THAT ARE LIKE FAMILY

“That’s mad. That’s absolutely mad, Ted.”

“The cows are a great source of potassium.”

“This is small… but those are far away.”

“Dougal, just pretend you’re talking to your TV set.”

“What was it like? It was… wasn’t it?”

“Oh, a Protestant, Ted. God, I’m not sure I can talk to you now.”

“Do you think I’d be where I am if I hadn’t spent the entire ’80s in a haze of confusion and slightly out of focus?”

“I’m not a fascist. I’m a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests… more drink!”

“Look, Dougal, it’s not that I don’t enjoy these little chats, it’s just that… just that…”

“I’m going to give you a kick up the arse.”