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“I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in the power of prayer. Like, what’s the harm in it?” – Father Ted
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“That money was just resting in my account!” – Father Ted
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“Down with this sort of thing!” – Father Jack
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“That would be an ecumenical matter!” – Father Ted
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“It’s like a big tide of jam coming towards us…and we’re not allowed out!” – Father Dougal
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“Feck off, cup!” – Father Jack
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“Sure, I’m old enough to be your father, Ted. And some of them I am.” – Father Jack
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“Careful now!” – Father Ted
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“Ah, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!” – Father Ted
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“The money was just resting in my pocket!” – Father Ted
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“Gah, the smell of mustard on a summer’s day!” – Father Jack
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“Sure, you can’t run a society on slogans!” – Father Ted QUOTES ABOUT THINKING ABOUT A FRIEND
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“Ted, I wouldn’t feel guilty about fulfilling a lifelong ambition of snogging a glamorous Hollywood actress.” – Father Dougal
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“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!” – Father Jack
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“This cow is small… those cows are far away. Small… far away…” – Father Dougal
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“We’ll be like three Marys…all just hangin’ ’round together.” – Father Dougal
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“Careful now, Dougal, you’ll have this whole church on its knees!” – Father Ted
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“These are small, but the ones out there are far away!” – Father Dougal
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“That would be an ecumenical matter!” – Father Dougal
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“I love all my fellow priests equally.” – Father Jack
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“Ah, god Ted, I’ve never meant to be married… it’s not that I’m afraid of commitment, it’s just that… ain’t nobody got time for that!” – Father Dougal
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“Father, Webcams are an excellent way to observe nature. I’ll log on, and you can tell me what spots to watch out for!” – Mrs. Doyle