FATHER TED QUOTES

“I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in the power of prayer. Like, what’s the harm in it?” – Father Ted

“That money was just resting in my account!” – Father Ted

“Down with this sort of thing!” – Father Jack

“That would be an ecumenical matter!” – Father Ted

“It’s like a big tide of jam coming towards us…and we’re not allowed out!” – Father Dougal

“Feck off, cup!” – Father Jack

“Sure, I’m old enough to be your father, Ted. And some of them I am.” – Father Jack

“Careful now!” – Father Ted

“Ah, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!” – Father Ted

“The money was just resting in my pocket!” – Father Ted

“Gah, the smell of mustard on a summer’s day!” – Father Jack

“Sure, you can’t run a society on slogans!” – Father Ted BE POSITIVE QUOTES FOR WORK

“Ted, I wouldn’t feel guilty about fulfilling a lifelong ambition of snogging a glamorous Hollywood actress.” – Father Dougal

“Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!” – Father Jack

“This cow is small… those cows are far away. Small… far away…” – Father Dougal

“We’ll be like three Marys…all just hangin’ ’round together.” – Father Dougal

“Careful now, Dougal, you’ll have this whole church on its knees!” – Father Ted

“These are small, but the ones out there are far away!” – Father Dougal

“That would be an ecumenical matter!” – Father Dougal

“I love all my fellow priests equally.” – Father Jack

“Ah, god Ted, I’ve never meant to be married… it’s not that I’m afraid of commitment, it’s just that… ain’t nobody got time for that!” – Father Dougal

“Father, Webcams are an excellent way to observe nature. I’ll log on, and you can tell me what spots to watch out for!” – Mrs. Doyle