“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” – Bill Cosby

“Becoming a father is easy, but being one is a challenge.” – Wilhelm Busch

“Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano

“Fathers have the uncanny ability to always find something amusing in even the most tedious tasks.” – Unknown

“Being a dad is like having a pack of wild gorillas rule your house and heart.” – Jim Gaffigan

“Fatherhood: the only job where you can nap on the job and still get praised for it.” – Unknown

“Children break everything but can also break your heart in the sweetest way possible.” – Unknown

“Fatherhood: the art of pretending you know what you’re doing while secretly questioning every decision you make.” – Unknown

“A child’s best ability is to get into trouble, but a father’s best ability is to get their children out of it.” – Unknown

“Fatherhood has taught me that scotch tape fixes most things, including tantrums.” – Unknown

“The quickest way for a father to get his child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse

“Fatherhood is like being a superhero, but instead of a cape, you get spit-up on your shoulder.” – Unknown YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SOUL QUOTES

“Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to embrace the chaos and adventure of being a dad.” – Unknown

“Becoming a father means you finally have a valid excuse to tell dad jokes with a straight face.” – Unknown

“Fatherhood is discovering that the secret to a good night’s sleep is a warm baby nestled against your chest.” – Unknown

“Fatherhood: the only job where you can trade an expensive gadget for a smile and think you just got the better deal.” – Unknown

“A child’s laughter has the power to turn any father into a giant goofball.” – Unknown

“The best part of fatherhood is realizing you don’t have to act like a grown-up all the time.” – Unknown

“The art of fatherhood is mastering the gentle art of handling explosive situations.” – Unknown

“Fatherhood is like being a living jungle gym, providing entertainment and adventure with every step.” – Unknown

“The joy of fatherhood is knowing that your child thinks you’re their personal superhero.” – Unknown

“Fatherhood: when your kids have a better social life than you do.” – Unknown

“Having kids means embracing the fact that you will always have a fan club, even if they heckle you from time to time.” – Unknown