FEELING LONELY FUNNY QUOTES

“The worst feeling ever is when you’re surrounded by people, but still feel completely alone. Unless you’ve forgotten your cellphone charger, then that’s worse.” – Unknown

“I’m so good at pretending to be busy and popular that sometimes even I believe it.” – Unknown

“I may be alone, but at least I have a great WiFi connection.” – Unknown

“Got my own imaginary friend, so who needs real ones?” – Unknown

“The hardest part about being alone is finding someone to talk to about being alone.” – Unknown

“There’s nothing wrong with enjoying your own company. You’re the coolest person you know!” – Unknown

“Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then I get bored and go back to being me.” – Unknown

“Being lonely is like being in a relationship with yourself. You just have to make sure you’re not cheating on you.” – Unknown

“I may be lonely, but at least I never have to share my food.” – Unknown

“If you don’t love yourself, how can you love somebody else? But if you love yourself too much, you’re probably just a narcissist.” – RuPaul

“I’m not single, I’m just in a long-term relationship with freedom.” – Unknown

“Believe in yourself and all the lonely nights spent watching Netflix will be worth it.” – Unknown TIM KELLER FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

“Loneliness is just God’s way of telling you to spend more time with yourself. He’s like an introvert’s pushy personal trainer.” – Unknown

“I may be alone, but at least I never have to share the remote control.” – Unknown

“If you’re feeling lonely, just remember that there are animals with no friends too. Like the Dodo bird. Oh wait…” – Unknown

“Being alone doesn’t mean you’re lonely. It means you’re perfectly content binging on snacks and binge-watching your favorite show.” – Unknown

“I may be alone, but at least I don’t have to deal with other people’s drama.” – Unknown

“I’m not antisocial, I’m just pro-me-time.” – Unknown

“I wish I could trade my loneliness for a candy bar. At least I’d have something sweet to comfort me.” – Unknown

“Being alone gives you plenty of time to practice your dance moves. You never know when you might get discovered in your living room!” – Unknown

“They say you can never be lonely if you love the person you’re alone with, so I guess I must really love myself.” – Unknown

“They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you’re laughing alone, it might be time to get some real friends.” – Unknown