“Life is really bloody confusing.”

“I have a horrible feeling I am a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can’t even call herself a feminist.”

“I’m a feminist, but I’m an absolute mess.”

“Maybe that’s why I can’t keep away from her. She reminds me, I don’t know, who I’d like to be, maybe.”

“I don’t want to be scared anymore. I want to be brave.”

“Either everyone feels like this a little bit and they’re just not talking about it, or I am completely fucking alone.”

“Hair is everything. We wish it wasn’t so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is.”

“I want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far I think I’ve been getting it wrong.”

“You know, people are all we’ve got in this shitty life. So when someone loves you, you have to be careful with it. You might not get it again.”

“I think the only way to find out what you really want is to stop wanting everything.”

“I can’t have casual sex. It’s a disaster for me. I’m either completely indifferent or I want to marry them.”

“I often have wildly inappropriate thoughts about friends and acquaintances.”

“The thing about hot sex is you can’t chicken out halfway through.” BEAUTIFUL QUOTES FOR GRANDPARENTS

“You know they say, ‘Love is blind,’ but it’s also deaf and dumb, huh?”

“It’s really hard to find someone to love who loves you back, especially when you are as badly behaved as I am.”

“Sometimes I think I’d quite like to be in a relationship again. And just have someone to cuddle and watch films with and tell me I’m pretty every now and then.”

“People are just bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.”

“Hate begets hate. Say the word over and over. You’ll see how weird it becomes.”

“God knows why but it is so much easier to forgive an enemy than a friend.”

“I can’t have any more sex. I’m very fussy now. I want someone wonderful. Someone who’s going to inspire me. Someone who’s going to love me completely. And clearly.”

“If I can’t cope with what I’ve got, how can I cope with more?”

“Women are born with pain built-in. It’s our physical destiny: period pain, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don’t. They have to seek it out. They invent all these gods and demons and things just so they can feel guilty about things, which is something we just do naturally. Women just deal with it. Men, as a gender, have to invent things just so they can get some guilt-free pain.”

“Hair is everything. The difference between a good day and a bad day. We’re meant to think that it’s a symbol of power, that it’s a symbol of fertility. Some people are exploited for it and it pays your fucking bills.”

“But guilt is a tricky little bitch. It props you up just as much as it knocks you down. You can only move forward with it all.”

“Most people, when you tell them you’re a feminist, they reply, ‘Do you hate men?’ And it’s tempting to say, ‘Yes, that’s why I hold them down every night so they can’t get away and incinerate puppies’. But the truth is you’re actually not supposed to hate men. They’re just the way things are. They’re not too bright, men. Bless them!”