FORTNITE FUNNY QUOTES

“I land Tilted Towers and my friends land Tomato Town. I guess they heard I’m a saucy player!”

“Can someone tell the storm to take a chill pill? I’m trying to loot here!”

“I may not have a Victory Royale, but I’ve definitely mastered the art of hiding in bushes.”

“I don’t always dance after a kill, but when I do, it’s the ‘fresh’ emote.”

“I built a staircase to heaven, but all I found was some fall damage.”

“I’m not addicted to Fortnite, I just have a lot of dedication to my virtual Victory Royales.”

“Breaking down walls and breaking hearts – that’s how I roll in Fortnite!”

“Sometimes I feel like I’m in a relationship with the storm, it’s always following me around!”

“Llama drama is when you finally find a supply llama, but your teammates are too busy fighting to notice!”

“If my dance moves in Fortnite were as good in real life, I’d be the next Michael Jackson.”

“My mom says I need to stop yelling at my screen during Fortnite battles, but how else will the enemy know I’m serious?” QUOTES ABOUT BIG HAIR

“At this point, I think I spend more time practicing building in Fortnite than I do my homework.”

“I may not have 20/20 vision, but I can spot a llama from a mile away!”

“If dropping into Tilted Towers was a sport, I’d definitely have a gold medal!”

“I’m not sure if it’s beginner’s luck or pure talent, but I’m on a winning streak in Fortnite!”

“Need a healing? Just find a cozy campfire, relax, and let the bandages do their thing!”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a Fortnite win to boost my confidence!”

“Why knock on someone’s door when you can just break it? This is Fortnite, after all!”

“It’s amazing how a simple dance move can say ‘I just eliminated you and I’m feeling fabulous!'”

“In real life, I may be a couch potato, but in Fortnite, I’m a pro athlete!”