FRIENDS ARE LIKE FUNNY QUOTES

“Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there to support you.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Unknown

“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things…alone.” – Unknown

“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically.” – Unknown KEEP ONE EYE OPEN QUOTES

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler

“Friends are like farts. Some are quiet, some are loud, but they all make you laugh.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” – Arnold H. Glasgow

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson

“Friends are like snowflakes, all different and all beautiful.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who will always love and care for you, even when you’re being an idiot.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like siblings from different parents.” – Unknown