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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
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“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Oh. My. God.” – Janice Hosenstein
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“Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“We don’t know how long we’re going to be on this planet. So why not take a chance on something great?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Chandler Bing, could this BE any more of a cliché?” – Janice Hosenstein
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“Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I got off the plane.” – Rachel Green
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“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?” – Chandler Bing
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“Isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?” – Rachel Green QUOTES ABOUT LOVE YOUR WORK
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“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Gum would be perfection.” – Ross Geller
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“They don’t know that we know that they know!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Chandler Bing
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“The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“You’re over me? When were you… under me?” – Rachel Green
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“You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.” – Ross Geller
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“I’m not even sorry anymore!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Chandler Bing
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“I was made for business. I was molded by it. I didn’t see a profit margin until I was already a man.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” – Monica Geller
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“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Rachel Green
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“I can handle it. Handle’s my middle name. Actually, handle’s the middle of my first name.” – Chandler Bing
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“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay