FRIENDS FUNNY SHORT QUOTES

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t judge you. They judge the people you date.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.” – Unknown

“I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.” – Unknown

“Best friends: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown

“If you have crazy friends, you have everything.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.” – Jim Morrison

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends: people who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Arlington Robinson BROTHER AND SISTER BOND QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Friends don’t let friends wear outfits that make them look bad… alone.” – Unknown

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“Good friends don’t just get old. They only get better as they age, like a fine wine.” – Unknown

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown

“True friendship is when you walk into their house, and your WiFi connects automatically.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes, none of them are the same, but each one is beautiful in its own way.” – Unknown

“Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.” – Ed Cunningham

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it definitely helps.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who knows everything about you and still loves you.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown