FRIENDS QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP FUNNY

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends are like walls. Sometimes you lean on them, and sometimes it’s good just knowing they are there.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.” – Unknown

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets; I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone!” – Unknown

“Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘yep, I like this one’, and you just do stuff with them.” – Unknown

“A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them they disappear.” – Unknown

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard YOU MAKE ME FEEL SMALL QUOTES

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born when two people discover they have the same weirdness.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“Friends who slay together, stay together.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then, we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown

“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” – Unknown

“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” – Unknown

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

“Friendship is sharing popcorn and laughing together at the movies even when it’s not funny.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless drama over and over again.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t let each other do stupid things alone; that’s what best friends are for.” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.” – Unknown