FRIENDS QUOTES SHOW ABOUT FRIENDS

“I’ll be there for you.” – Friends theme song

“You’re my lobster.” – Phoebe Buffay

“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani

“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller

“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani

“He’s her lobster!” – Phoebe Buffay

“I got off the plane.” – Rachel Green

“It’s like all my life everyone’s always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I wanna be a purse, you know? Or a hat?” – Rachel Green

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You’re gonna love it.” – Monica Geller

“How you expect to get with my sister when you’re… you.” – Ross Geller

“I’m not a neat freak. I’m neat, and I’m a freak.” – Monica Geller

“The only marriage I’ve broken up is my own.” – Phoebe Buffay

“Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.” – Ross Geller SACRIFICE FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE QUOTES

“I’m curvy, and I like it. I’m not gonna lose weight for someone else.” – Monica Geller

“Oh. My. God.” – Janice Litman-Goralnik

“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay

“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing

“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?” – Joey Tribbiani

“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Ross Geller

“Yes, I am a neat freak, but guess what? I’m also a freak.” – Monica Geller

“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” – Rachel Green

“See? He’s her lobster! Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, holding claws.” – Phoebe Buffay

“I’m just going to walk the dinosaur… You know the song!” – Ross Geller

“I was playing the role of a caring friend. That’s right, Ross Geller, caring friend.” – Ross Geller

“You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!” – Joey Tribbiani

“You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Ross Geller