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“I’ll be there for you.” – Friends theme song
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“You’re my lobster.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
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“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“He’s her lobster!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I got off the plane.” – Rachel Green
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“It’s like all my life everyone’s always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I wanna be a purse, you know? Or a hat?” – Rachel Green
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“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You’re gonna love it.” – Monica Geller
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“How you expect to get with my sister when you’re… you.” – Ross Geller
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“I’m not a neat freak. I’m neat, and I’m a freak.” – Monica Geller
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“The only marriage I’ve broken up is my own.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.” – Ross Geller SACRIFICE FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE QUOTES
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“I’m curvy, and I like it. I’m not gonna lose weight for someone else.” – Monica Geller
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“Oh. My. God.” – Janice Litman-Goralnik
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“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing
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“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Ross Geller
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“Yes, I am a neat freak, but guess what? I’m also a freak.” – Monica Geller
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“It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” – Rachel Green
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“See? He’s her lobster! Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, holding claws.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m just going to walk the dinosaur… You know the song!” – Ross Geller
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“I was playing the role of a caring friend. That’s right, Ross Geller, caring friend.” – Ross Geller
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“You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!” – Joey Tribbiani
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“You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Ross Geller