FRIENDS TV QUOTE ABOUT GLASSES

“Oh, I’m sorry. Did my glasses fog up and I accidentally mistake you for someone else? My bad. Still me, still Phoebe.” – Phoebe Buffay

“Chandler: You know, I realize I haven’t seen things this clearly since I got my new glasses, but this is just weird. – Chandler Bing

“Ross: Okay, who knows about my glasses? Chandler: How, how many people know? Ross: No, Phoebe, only Phoebe.” – Ross Geller and Chandler Bing

“Phoebe: Oh, yeah, I need to put my glasses on. Chandler: Wait a minute, I’ll help you with that. – Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing

“Rachel: Emma’s always pulling my glasses off. Joey: That’s what she’s doing! I thought we were playing a weird game of peekaboo.” – Rachel Green and Joey Tribbiani

“Monica: That’s my husband’s glasses! Chandler: That means we have the same prescription. Monica: We are glasses buddies!” – Monica Geller and Chandler Bing

“Rachel: I can’t see! Oh, where are my glasses? Joey: Oh, I’ll help you find them. Okay, everybody, look for Rachel’s glasses! – Rachel Green and Joey Tribbiani

“Phoebe: Look at me! I’m wearing my glasses and I’m standing on a box, I’m so tall!” – Phoebe Buffay

“Ross: Dude, I can’t see without my glasses! Rachel: Oh my god, Ross is blind! Chandler: And it’s your turn!” – Ross Geller, Rachel Green, and Chandler Bing

“Chandler: I am not scared. I mean, my worst fears are she’ll tell me she never wants to see me again or that she wants me to shave my beard. Or maybe she just wants me to wear glasses, I don’t know.” – Chandler Bing

“Phoebe: Check out my new glasses! Ross: Oh, wow, you can see things now? Chandler: I thought she’s always been seeing things.” – Phoebe Buffay, Ross Geller, and Chandler Bing

“Monica: Do you think Chandler would still love me if I had to wear glasses? Rachel: Oh, please! If that were the case, no one would be able to see.” – Monica Geller and Rachel Green

“Joey: Hey, Ross! Can I borrow your glasses? Ross: Why? Joey: I want to see if I look smarter with glasses on.” – Joey Tribbiani and Ross Geller

“Rachel: I look so dumb with glasses. Chandler: Oh come on, you can’t look any dumber than normal.” – Rachel Green and Chandler Bing QUOTES ABOUT CLIQUES

“Phoebe: Oh! Look at me, I’m an owl. Chandler: Wouldn’t you need night vision goggles for that?” – Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing

“Monica: How do I look with glasses on, Chandler? Chandler: Like you’ve been reading a lot.” – Monica Geller and Chandler Bing

“Joey: Oh man, I broke my glasses. Chandler: How did you break them? Joey: I fell asleep with them on… and then I dreamed I was getting attacked by a giant pretzel.” – Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing

“Rachel: I think Ross looks hot with glasses. Chandler: Oh, well, that’s not the only thing that’s smokin’ about Ross.” – Rachel Green and Chandler Bing

“Phoebe: What do you think of my new glasses? Ross: I thought you didn’t need glasses. Phoebe: I lied. My eyes are actually really bad.” – Phoebe Buffay and Ross Geller

“Chandler: I can’t find my glasses. Rachel: Oh well, maybe you misplaced them in your vast collection of sarcastic comments.” – Chandler Bing and Rachel Green

“Joey: I need glasses, man. I can’t even see the pizza delivery guy anymore. Ross: Maybe you’re just ordering from a new place.” – Joey Tribbiani and Ross Geller

“Monica: So this is what the world looks like with 20/20 vision. Chandler: So this is what your world looks like without smudges.” – Monica Geller and Chandler Bing

“Phoebe: I just got these glasses and I can see everything! Ross: You can see dead people?! Chandler: I think you’re confusing glasses with a supernatural gift.” – Phoebe Buffay, Ross Geller, and Chandler Bing

“Rachel: Emma looks adorable in her glasses. Chandler: Well, maybe she can lend them to me. I’m not looking quite as adorable.” – Rachel Green and Chandler Bing

“Ross: I wore glasses for years and never thought about getting contacts. Chandler: Well, you’re a scientist. Maybe you thought you were getting closer to nature.” – Ross Geller and Chandler Bing

“Monica: I can’t believe I didn’t wear glasses for so long. Rachel: Well, maybe you just didn’t want to see the truth.” – Monica Geller and Rachel Green