FRIENDS TV QUOTES FUNNY

“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller

“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani

“Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!” – Phoebe Buffay

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Chandler Bing

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani

“Ross, you gotta go faster! You gotta make the black one faster!” – Rachel Green

“I’m breezy!” – Monica Geller

“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Chandler Bing

“If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!” – Phoebe Buffay

“Unagi is not something you are, it’s something you have.” – Ross Geller

“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani

“We don’t have relationships, we break up.” – Joey Tribbiani INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ON SELF REFLECTION

“How come we don’t have cool names? Like, The Bringers of Doom.” – Chandler Bing

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” – Monica Geller

“Regina Phalange, international businesswoman.” – Phoebe Buffay

“No uterus, no opinion.” – Chandler Bing

“Joey doesn’t share food!” – Joey Tribbiani

“I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?” – Chandler Bing

“I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing

“I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“See? He’s her lobster!” – Phoebe Buffay