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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
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“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Chandler Bing
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“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Ross, you gotta go faster! You gotta make the black one faster!” – Rachel Green
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“I’m breezy!” – Monica Geller
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“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Chandler Bing
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“If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!” – Phoebe Buffay
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“Unagi is not something you are, it’s something you have.” – Ross Geller
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“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“We don’t have relationships, we break up.” – Joey Tribbiani INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ON SELF REFLECTION
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“How come we don’t have cool names? Like, The Bringers of Doom.” – Chandler Bing
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” – Monica Geller
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“Regina Phalange, international businesswoman.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“No uterus, no opinion.” – Chandler Bing
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“Joey doesn’t share food!” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?” – Chandler Bing
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“I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing
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“I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“See? He’s her lobster!” – Phoebe Buffay