FRIENDS TV SHOW QUOTES ABOUT COFFEE

“I don’t even need a cup, just give me a vat of coffee.” – Rachel Green

“Coffee, we only serve it in one size. It’s called ‘Why the hell would somebody order a bigger cup of coffee?'” – Gunther

“Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn’t going commando!” – Joey Tribbiani

“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay

“I can handle anything. I drank a pint of coffee.” – Chandler Bing

“Coffee is like a hug in a mug.” – Ross Geller

“I started using caffeine, but now I can’t live without it. It’s a natural substitute for love.” – Monica Geller

“Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you. When you are in a room full of people, it is always best to be alert. After all, that coffee’s not gonna throw itself!” – Ross Geller

“The only way I could be more comfortable is if I were wrapped in warm coffee and surrounded by puppies.” – Monica Geller

“I can’t even remember the last time I took a shower without sitting on the floor crying.” – Chandler Bing

“I just want to be with someone who makes me feel like sunshine and coffee.” – Rachel Green

“I don’t even know how to describe my art. It’s like I was so much more artistic before I was caffeinated.” – Phoebe Buffay

“I would stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.” – Joey Tribbiani

“Could I be any more reliant on coffee?” – Chandler Bing

“You know, I can’t even remember life before coffee. I’m not sure that life even existed.” – Rachel Green DEEP QUOTES ABOUT HAPPY LIFE

“It’s like all my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a coffee cup, you know? Or a scarf!” – Phoebe Buffay

“Joey doesn’t share food! Or coffee, or any kind of beverage for that matter.” – Joey Tribbiani

“Do you know what it’s like to be in a room full of people and still feel all alone? It’s like standing in a rainstorm and still being thirsty.” – Monica Geller

“I can’t believe that the phones are out again. How can we live like swallows and amazons?” – Chandler Bing

“Coffee is love. Coffee is life.” – Ross Geller

“If marriage were an umbrella term, coffee would be the handle.” – Rachel Green

“I’m sorry if my caffeine-induced enthusiasm is a little too much for you to handle.” – Monica Geller

“I could eat a pound of coffee right now. I’m a secure man.” – Joey Tribbiani

“Sometimes, life hands you a decaf coffee. And by life, I mean me, and by decaf coffee, I mean disappointment.” – Phoebe Buffay

“I’ll be with you until the last drop of coffee has been consumed.” – Chandler Bing

“I don’t need a therapist, I need a big cup of coffee.” – Ross Geller

“Coffee is what keeps me going, you know? It’s like my gas, my battery, my life force.” – Rachel Green

“I have a food addiction. It’s not my fault I’m in love with caffeine.” – Monica Geller

“You know, coffee is the reason I get out of bed in the morning. Well, that and the fact that I have to pee.” – Joey Tribbiani