FRIENDSHIP QUOTES FUNNY IN ENGLISH

“Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support.”

“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.”

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.”

“We will be friends until we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.”

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.”

“Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die.”

“Good friends offer a shoulder to cry on. Best friends bring their shovel to bury the guy who made you cry.”

“A friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still loves you… or blackmailes you!”

“I love that our effortless friendship can be mistaken for romantic love by complete strangers.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if they know you’re slightly cracked.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”

“Friends don’t let friends skip leg day… or dessert day.” BEST BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT HA

“True friends are the ones who don’t get mad when you ruin their favorite lipstick.”

“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.”

“Friends who eat together, stay together… or get fat together!”

“Happiness is having a friend who understands your insane side and still chooses to be seen with you in public.”

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re funny even when the joke isn’t.”

“Friendship is like a glass of wine, it gets better with age… and sometimes it makes you act like an idiot.”

“Friends pick us up when we fall down… and then laugh hysterically at us.”

“A good friend is like a unicorn, hard to find but once you have them, they’re pure magic.”

“Best friends are the people you can do nothing with, but still have the best time.”

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone… they join in!”

“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you forget the words.”