FRIENDSHIP QUOTES FUNNY JOKES FOR FRIENDS

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“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“I don’t need a therapist, I have my friends.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps.” – Unknown

“Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’.” – Unknown FAMOUS DOROTHY PARKER QUOTES

“I love that we can talk without saying a word through our weird facial expressions.” – Unknown

“Friendship is all about sharing laughs, adventures, and also occasionally embarrassing photos of each other.” – Unknown

“Friends: people who know you well but still like you.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even after you’ve done something a little scrambled.” – Unknown

“Sisters by chance, best friends by choice.” – Unknown

“Friendship is finding that special someone you can annoy for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“Behind every successful person is a friend saying, ‘When are we going for pizza?'” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t care if your house is a mess; they care if you have coffee.” – Unknown

“Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest, it’s about who walked into your life and said, ‘I’m here for you’.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.” – Unknown

FAMOUS DOROTHY PARKER QUOTES