FRIENDSHIP QUOTES FUNNY SAYINGS

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“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” – Unknown

“A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.” – Unknown

“I love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler FATHER OF THE BRIDE WEDDING TOAST QUOTES

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then, we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who is always there to pretend they’re listening.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'” – C.S. Lewis

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them they disappear.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown

“Friendship is finding that special someone you can be weird with.” – Unknown

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

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