FRIENDSHIP QUOTES FUNNY

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you create them.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras – close to your heart and there for support.” – Unknown

“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Arlington Robinson

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them they disappear.” – Unknown

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.” – Doug Larson

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain BEST QUOTES ABOUT SPRING SEASON

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown

“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” – Henry Ford

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.” – Lauren Conrad

“A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, makes you look better, and is close to your heart.” – Unknown

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown

“Friends are the family you choose.” – Jess C. Scott

“Friends are like rainbows. They brighten your life when you’ve been through a storm.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis

“My best friend and I are so hilarious. I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.” – Unknown

“Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – Unknown

“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” – Unknown