FUNNY 1ST ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“Marriage is sharing your popcorn and still wanting to hold hands.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Milton Berle

“Congratulations on surviving another year of my annoying habits! Happy 1st anniversary.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Happy 1st anniversary! We made it through a whole year without killing each other.” – Unknown MAGICAL CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Our love is like a romantic comedy – hilarious and full of twists and turns. Happy 1st anniversary!” – Unknown

“We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. Happy 1st anniversary!” – Unknown

“Happy 1st anniversary! We’re still here, and we’re still crazy about each other. That’s the real miracle.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the perfect blend of love and madness. Happy 1st anniversary to my partner in crime!” – Unknown

“Happy 1st anniversary to the person who still manages to make me laugh, even when I’m about to lose it.” – Unknown

“Love is not having to hold your farts anymore. Happy 1st anniversary!” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and the rules are written in a language you don’t understand.” – Unknown

“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.” – Unknown

“Love is spending all day with someone, only to realize you still have a lot to talk about. Happy 1st anniversary!” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband. Happy 1st anniversary to my always right partner!” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a tornado; at first, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but by the end, you lose your house.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

“On our 1st anniversary, I just want you to know that I still find you as funny as the day I married you. Here’s to many more laughs together!” – Unknown