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“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.” – Unknown
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Unknown
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“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.” – Georg C. Lichtenberg
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
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“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.” – Unknown
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“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor and a short memory.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey
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“Marriage is just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown GRATEFUL DEAD QUOTES ABOUT LOVE
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“A good marriage is like a casserole – only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.” – Unknown
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“They say opposites attract. If that’s the case, my wife and I are magnets.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx
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“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Unknown
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“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and partnership. Unless you forget, then it’s World War III.” – Unknown
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“The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a 20th-anniversary cake, filled with layers of love, trust, and lots of frosting.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown