FUNNY 20TH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.” – Georg C. Lichtenberg

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.” – Unknown

“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor and a short memory.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

“Marriage is just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown I MISS MY BIG SISTER QUOTES

“A good marriage is like a casserole – only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.” – Unknown

“They say opposites attract. If that’s the case, my wife and I are magnets.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Unknown

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and partnership. Unless you forget, then it’s World War III.” – Unknown

“The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a 20th-anniversary cake, filled with layers of love, trust, and lots of frosting.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown