FUNNY ALCOHOL QUOTES

“I would like to thank my liver for working overtime.”

“Alcohol! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“Never trust a person who doesn’t drink. They probably eat kale.”

“I drink to make other people interesting.”

“Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a sandwich.”

“I only drink on days that end with ‘Y’.”

“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”

“In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.”

“Alcohol is not the answer, but it helps you forget the question.”

“I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a fun enthusiast.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT NEVER ENDING LOVE

“Alcohol: Because no great story starts with someone eating yogurt.”

“Alcohol may be a slow poison, but who’s in a hurry?”

“I love my liver, but I think it’s ready for a vacation.”

“Alcohol: Because no good story ever started with someone eating broccoli.”

“Drink responsibly – don’t spill it.”

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

“I doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking opportunity.”

“Alcohol doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… against walls, chairs, and random people.”