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“I asked my math teacher if I could bring my pet parrot into class. She said, ‘Sure, but make sure it doesn’t multiply!'”
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“Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.”
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“Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many ‘problems’ to solve.”
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“I don’t suffer from mathophobia, I enjoy it with a passion! Just kidding, I do suffer.”
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“Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she loved to divide pies into equal slices!”
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“Why should you never talk to Pi? Because he’ll just go on and on without stopping!”
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“What did the math book say to the pencil? ‘I’m a rich book because I have lots of decimal points!'”
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“I failed math once, but then I realized addition and subtraction are addictive!”
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“Why was the math book sad? Because it got picked on by all the other books.”
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“Why did the math teacher always carry a ladder? To help her students reach new heights in understanding!”
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“Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? She wanted to reach new levels of integration!”
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“Why was the math book always cold? Because it had so many negative signs!”
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“I asked my math teacher for his opinion on exponential decay. He said it’s a decline he can’t exponential!” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT MUTANTS
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“What’s a mathematical pirate’s favorite operation? Pi-racy!”
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“Why did the 30-60-90 triangle go to the doctor? It had an acute-angled infection!”
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“Why did the obtuse angle stand in the corner? It couldn’t make a right turn!”
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“Why did the parallelogram cross the road? To parallel park on the other side!”
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“I told my math teacher I had trouble understanding fractions. She replied, ‘Don’t worry, it’s just a piece of cake!'”
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“Why was the math lecture always cold? The professor was always dropping degrees!”
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“Why was the math teacher’s vacation terrible? She just couldn’t find any common denominators!”
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“Why did the variable break up with the constant? It wanted more freedom to change!”
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“Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to calculate the high degrees of regression!”
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“Why did the function go to therapy? It had major identity issues!”
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“Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many imaginary friends!”
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“Why did the mathematician always carry a calculator? Because it was his best friend, with benefits!”