FUNNY AND MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you’re willing to work.” – Oprah Winfrey

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” – Chinese Proverb

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” – John D. Rockefeller

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.” – Jordan Belfort

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES TIGER

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.” – J.W. Stephens

“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go into another room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“The best way to predict your future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead

“I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.” – Stephen Covey

“The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.” – Helen Keller

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“The best way out is always through.” – Robert Frost

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams