FUNNY AND WITTY QUOTES

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.”

“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.”

“You don’t need a therapist when you have a good sense of humor.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”

“I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am saying I’m pretty close to it.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”

“I’m not a quitter, I’m just on a break.”

“I’m not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.”

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.” HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD QUOTES

“I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen us in the same room together.”

“I’m not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally to me.”

“I’m not old, I’m vintage.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing random acts of gravity.”

“I’m not lazy, I just have a strong aversion to exertion.”

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my laziness.”

“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just highly efficient at doing nothing.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on power-saving mode.”

“I’m not awkward, I’m just gifted at embarrassing myself.”

“I’m not indecisive, I just struggle with making decisions.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m an all-day person, who just happens to doze off at night.”

“I’m not a fool, I just prefer to do things creatively.”