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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.” – Sloth
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“I’m too sexy for my fur.” – Cat
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“Naps are my cardio.” – Bulldog
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“I can’t adult today, please don’t make me.” – Rabbit
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“I may be small, but I have a big attitude.” – Chihuahua
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“I can’t keep calm, I saw a squirrel!” – Golden Retriever
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“If there’s food involved, count me in!” – Raccoon
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“Diet starts tomorrow… after this snack.” – Hamster
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“I never met a cookie I didn’t like.” – Squirrel
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“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.” – Pigeon
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“My therapist has paws.” – Therapy Dog
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“Don’t worry, be hoppy!” – Bunny
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“I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged.” – Dachshund
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“Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.” – Corgi
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“I see food and I eat it. It’s called instinct.” – Bear
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“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.” – Goat QUOTES ABOUT FORGIVING OTHERS IN THE BIBLE
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“My expression when someone tells me I’m cute: Duh! I was born this way!” – Kitten
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“The food was so good, I already want to eat it again.” – Raccoon
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“Dieting tip #1: Hide your snacks where no one can find them.” – Ferret
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“I’m not fat, I’m fluffy!” – Hedgehog
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“I’m a strong, independent cat who don’t need no human.” – Tabby Cat
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!” – Pig
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“I may look cute, but don’t underestimate my Ninja skills.” – Bunny
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“Don’t mind me, just living that laid-back life.” – Tortoise
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“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” – Koala
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“My life motto: Eat, sleep, repeat.” – Pug
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“Who needs a vacation when you can nap all day?” – Cat
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“I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social.” – Parrot
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“Being perfect is exhausting, so I’ll just be myself.” – Squirrel
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“I’m a dog, not a morning person.” – Cocker Spaniel