“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.” – Sloth

“I’m too sexy for my fur.” – Cat

“Naps are my cardio.” – Bulldog

“I can’t adult today, please don’t make me.” – Rabbit

“I may be small, but I have a big attitude.” – Chihuahua

“I can’t keep calm, I saw a squirrel!” – Golden Retriever

“If there’s food involved, count me in!” – Raccoon

“Diet starts tomorrow… after this snack.” – Hamster

“I never met a cookie I didn’t like.” – Squirrel

“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.” – Pigeon

“My therapist has paws.” – Therapy Dog

“Don’t worry, be hoppy!” – Bunny

“I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged.” – Dachshund

“Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.” – Corgi

“I see food and I eat it. It’s called instinct.” – Bear

“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.” – Goat MOTHER AND DAUGHTER GOALS QUOTES

“My expression when someone tells me I’m cute: Duh! I was born this way!” – Kitten

“The food was so good, I already want to eat it again.” – Raccoon

“Dieting tip #1: Hide your snacks where no one can find them.” – Ferret

“I’m not fat, I’m fluffy!” – Hedgehog

“I’m a strong, independent cat who don’t need no human.” – Tabby Cat

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!” – Pig

“I may look cute, but don’t underestimate my Ninja skills.” – Bunny

“Don’t mind me, just living that laid-back life.” – Tortoise

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” – Koala

“My life motto: Eat, sleep, repeat.” – Pug

“Who needs a vacation when you can nap all day?” – Cat

“I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social.” – Parrot

“Being perfect is exhausting, so I’ll just be myself.” – Squirrel

“I’m a dog, not a morning person.” – Cocker Spaniel