FUNNY ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HUSBAND FROM WIFE

“Happy anniversary to the man who still gives me butterflies, even after all these years. And sometimes, it’s just gas.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a few years, you’re just hoping for a club and a spade!”

“Another year of putting up with each other. Mission accomplished!”

“Happy anniversary to the person who still knows all my secrets, yet insists on being with me anyway.”

“I wanted to get you an anniversary gift that is as amazing as you are, but then I realized that’s impossible!”

“Marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I’m so glad I found you!”

“Cheers to another year of tolerating each other’s weird habits. I love you, even if you snore like a chainsaw!”

“Happy anniversary to the only person I would want to be quarantined with!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Happy anniversary to the one who still knows how to make my heart skip a beat, whether it’s from love or a surprise spider attack!”

“Love is blind, and marriage is a real eye-opener. Thanks for always keeping things interesting!”

“Happy anniversary to the person who never fails to make me laugh, even when I want to strangle you!” FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL QUOTES FROM MOM

“Cheers to all the fights we’ve survived together. I guess we really do make the perfect team!”

“Happy anniversary to the person who stole my heart and still hasn’t given it back. I guess you’re stuck with me!”

“Marriage is like a fine wine, it gets better with age. Just like us, my dear.”

“Happy anniversary to the person who brings out both the best and the worst in me. I love you, warts and all!”

“Marriage is a marathon, and we’re still running together, even if we sometimes stumble and fall.”

“Happy anniversary to the man who still manages to surprise me, whether it’s with flowers or forgetting our anniversary!”

“Marriage is all about sharing and compromising. You take the remote, and I’ll take the last slice of pizza!”

“Happy anniversary to the person who still makes me weak in the knees, and not just because of your terrible dance moves!”

“Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride, full of ups and downs. I’m glad we’re strapped in together for the wild ride!”

“Happy anniversary to the man who always manages to make me laugh, even when I’m mad at you. That’s true talent!”