FUNNY BACK TO WORK QUOTES

“Oops, guess it’s time to put the ‘fun’ back in ‘functions’!”

“Back to work? I thought this was just a long, elaborate nap!”

“Work is the greatest invention since sliced bread… or was it the coffee machine?”

“Feeling like a superhero on my first day back at work… Super Tired, that is!”

“I can’t wait to go back to work and see if my chair still remembers me.”

“Ah, the sweet sound of my alarm clock reminding me it’s time to get back to the grind.”

“I’m sorry, did someone say ‘back to work’? I thought this was a cruel joke.”

“Work – because pretending to be busy is better than being bored at home.”

“Back to work, where every hour feels like seven dog years.”

“Nothing like the thrill of being back at work and staring at spreadsheets until my eyes start twitching!”

“Remember, work is just a prolonged coffee break with a paycheck at the end.”

“If work was a sport, I’d be the reigning champion of procrastination!”

“Back to work… but first, let me check my social media for nine hours.”

“Coffee, please lead the way. I’m just here to follow you back to work.”

“I can’t think of anything better than getting back to work… except maybe winning the lottery.”

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“Work may be tough, but I’m tougher… or at least I tell myself that while crying in the office bathroom.”

“Back to work I go, where my ideas are appreciated only by the coffee stain on my shirt.”

“Work is like a boxing match – I’ll be watching the clock and dodging tasks until the bell rings!”

“If there were prizes for being unproductive at work, I would definitely be Employee of the Month!”

“The best part of going back to work? Finally getting to use my nameplate as a mirror for those quick appearance checks.”

“Back to work, where my job-description should include ‘professional snacker’ and ‘expert in avoiding actual work’.”

“Just remember, work would be so much more enjoyable if it didn’t involve any actual work.”

“No more Netflix and chilling, it’s time for spreadsheets and billing!”

“Heading back to work, where pencils are sharpened, and dreams are dulled.”

“If only being productive at work was as easy as pressing snooze on Monday mornings.”

“Don’t worry, I’m just here to revolutionize the workplace with my expert procrastination techniques.”

“Back to work I go, to change the world one office meme at a time.”

“Taking a break from my vacation only to return to work? Sounds like a classic case of post-holiday depression.”

“Ready to tackle the day at work… or at least fake it until 5 p.m.!”