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“Oops, guess it’s time to put the ‘fun’ back in ‘functions’!”
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“Back to work? I thought this was just a long, elaborate nap!”
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“Work is the greatest invention since sliced bread… or was it the coffee machine?”
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“Feeling like a superhero on my first day back at work… Super Tired, that is!”
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“I can’t wait to go back to work and see if my chair still remembers me.”
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“Ah, the sweet sound of my alarm clock reminding me it’s time to get back to the grind.”
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“I’m sorry, did someone say ‘back to work’? I thought this was a cruel joke.”
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“Work – because pretending to be busy is better than being bored at home.”
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“Back to work, where every hour feels like seven dog years.”
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“Nothing like the thrill of being back at work and staring at spreadsheets until my eyes start twitching!”
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“Remember, work is just a prolonged coffee break with a paycheck at the end.”
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“If work was a sport, I’d be the reigning champion of procrastination!”
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“Back to work… but first, let me check my social media for nine hours.”
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“Coffee, please lead the way. I’m just here to follow you back to work.”
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“I can’t think of anything better than getting back to work… except maybe winning the lottery.”
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“Want to know the secret to surviving work? Keep Monday on a perpetual loop of ‘Fri-yay’ vibes.” MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT HEALTH
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“Work may be tough, but I’m tougher… or at least I tell myself that while crying in the office bathroom.”
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“Back to work I go, where my ideas are appreciated only by the coffee stain on my shirt.”
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“Work is like a boxing match – I’ll be watching the clock and dodging tasks until the bell rings!”
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“If there were prizes for being unproductive at work, I would definitely be Employee of the Month!”
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“The best part of going back to work? Finally getting to use my nameplate as a mirror for those quick appearance checks.”
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“Back to work, where my job-description should include ‘professional snacker’ and ‘expert in avoiding actual work’.”
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“Just remember, work would be so much more enjoyable if it didn’t involve any actual work.”
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“No more Netflix and chilling, it’s time for spreadsheets and billing!”
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“Heading back to work, where pencils are sharpened, and dreams are dulled.”
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“If only being productive at work was as easy as pressing snooze on Monday mornings.”
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“Don’t worry, I’m just here to revolutionize the workplace with my expert procrastination techniques.”
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“Back to work I go, to change the world one office meme at a time.”
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“Taking a break from my vacation only to return to work? Sounds like a classic case of post-holiday depression.”
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“Ready to tackle the day at work… or at least fake it until 5 p.m.!”