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“Love is like a rollercoaster ride: exhilarating at first, but then you start questioning your life choices.”
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“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
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“Relationships are like Algebra: if it’s too complicated, you’re probably better off without it.”
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“I used to think I had commitment issues, but then I realized I just have an issue with shitty partners.”
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“The only thing more awkward than dating is having to explain why you’re single again.”
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“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
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“Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.”
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“The key to a successful relationship: keep your Facebook relationship status as ‘Single’.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards: in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but in the end, you wish you had a Club and a Spade.”
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“The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Preferably with a better credit score.”
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“Relationships are like farts: if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” GREAT ART QUOTES TO INSPIRE
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“When someone cancels plans with you, they are really saying that they’d rather do anything else than spend time with you.”
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“If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.”
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“Love is sharing your popcorn even when you secretly hope they choke on it.”
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“Dating in 2021 is like trying to find a needle in a virtual haystack.”
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“The best kind of relationship is one where you can openly talk about food without being judged.”
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“Relationship status: Sleeping diagonally across the bed because why share?”
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“Sorry for being late, I was busy fantasizing about being single.”
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“I don’t need someone to complete me; I need someone to distract me from overeating.”
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“Love is like a diet: you start out motivated, but eventually, you just cheat on it.”
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“Congratulations on finding someone who looks at you as if you’re a piece of avocado toast.”