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“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets. I have my best friend for that.”
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“A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.”
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“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
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“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
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“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.”
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“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it definitely helps.”
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“Friends come and go, like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”
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“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
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“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
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“Best friends are the ones who can turn your worst day into your best day just by being there.” TIME QUOTES FOR HIM
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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
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“A best friend will help you move. A really best friend will help you move a dead body.”
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“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
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“A true friend is someone who doesn’t get annoyed when you text them 50 times in a row.”
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“Best friends are the ones you can be your complete and utter self with, without judgment.”
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“Happiness is having a best friend who is just as weird as you.”
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“Best friends are the people you can do nothing with and still have the best time.”
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“Being weird together with your best friend is the best kind of therapy.”
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“A best friend is like a bra: supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.”
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“Best friends are the ones who know all about you and still love you unconditionally.”