FUNNY BEST FRIEND QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets. I have my best friend for that.”

“A best friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.”

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.”

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it definitely helps.”

“Friends come and go, like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”

“Best friends are the ones who can turn your worst day into your best day just by being there.” TIME QUOTES FOR HIM

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“A best friend will help you move. A really best friend will help you move a dead body.”

“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”

“A true friend is someone who doesn’t get annoyed when you text them 50 times in a row.”

“Best friends are the ones you can be your complete and utter self with, without judgment.”

“Happiness is having a best friend who is just as weird as you.”

“Best friends are the people you can do nothing with and still have the best time.”

“Being weird together with your best friend is the best kind of therapy.”

“A best friend is like a bra: supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.”

“Best friends are the ones who know all about you and still love you unconditionally.”