FUNNY BOJACK QUOTES

“I don’t understand how people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it!'”

“I have zero patience for useless things…like children or small talk.”

“You know what the difference is between a tornado and divorce? Nothing! They both take away your house, your car, and your dog.”

“I don’t understand why people say ‘good morning.’ What’s so good about it? It’s all just a meaningless void of existence.”

“I don’t need a therapist. I have the self-destructive coping mechanisms of a starlet half my age.”

“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”

“Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”

“I don’t know if I should be proud that I have so much self-awareness or ashamed that it hasn’t resulted in any positive changes.”

“I’m not a good person. But I’m a better person than most people.”

“Here’s the secret to not caring about anything: never try.”

“I spent my whole life being really long and really unhappy, and now I can finally be really tiny and really happy.”

“Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT GROWTH

“I’m so tired of squinting.”

“If you search for a monster, you’ll find one.”

“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!”

“Who am I? I’m the woman in the black T-shirt with no bra, wondering why no one is noticing her new bra.”

“I’m not a man who is capable of being consistent with anything other than my own inconsistency.”

“Fake it until you make it, right? That’s what I’ve been doing my whole life.”

“Why do you think I drink? So I can forget how sad I am.”

“I don’t think I belong in a world where we’re told we have to be happy all the time, even when we’re sad.”

“It’s like you said, BoJack, sometimes you need to take responsibility for your actions, unless you don’t need to, in which case, you shouldn’t.”

“I used to feel like my whole life was an acting job, doing an impression of the people I saw on television, which was just reciprocating other people’s performances of themselves.”