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“I don’t understand how people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it!'”
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“I have zero patience for useless things…like children or small talk.”
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“You know what the difference is between a tornado and divorce? Nothing! They both take away your house, your car, and your dog.”
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“I don’t understand why people say ‘good morning.’ What’s so good about it? It’s all just a meaningless void of existence.”
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“I don’t need a therapist. I have the self-destructive coping mechanisms of a starlet half my age.”
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“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
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“Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
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“I don’t know if I should be proud that I have so much self-awareness or ashamed that it hasn’t resulted in any positive changes.”
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“I’m not a good person. But I’m a better person than most people.”
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“Here’s the secret to not caring about anything: never try.”
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“I spent my whole life being really long and really unhappy, and now I can finally be really tiny and really happy.”
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“Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT GROWTH
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“I’m so tired of squinting.”
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“If you search for a monster, you’ll find one.”
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“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!”
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“Who am I? I’m the woman in the black T-shirt with no bra, wondering why no one is noticing her new bra.”
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“I’m not a man who is capable of being consistent with anything other than my own inconsistency.”
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“Fake it until you make it, right? That’s what I’ve been doing my whole life.”
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“Why do you think I drink? So I can forget how sad I am.”
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“I don’t think I belong in a world where we’re told we have to be happy all the time, even when we’re sad.”
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“It’s like you said, BoJack, sometimes you need to take responsibility for your actions, unless you don’t need to, in which case, you shouldn’t.”
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“I used to feel like my whole life was an acting job, doing an impression of the people I saw on television, which was just reciprocating other people’s performances of themselves.”