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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
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“The first draft of anything is s**t.” – Ernest Hemingway
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“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.” – Marjorie Pay Hinckley
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“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis
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“I haven’t developed my opinion on everything yet, so I don’t offend anyone.” – Bill Watterson
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
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“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.” – Unknown
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“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” – Stephen King
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“The only time I feel confident saying ‘I can do this’ is when I’m troubleshooting my own computer.” – Unknown
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
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“Books may well be the only true magic.” – Alice Hoffman
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“God created sleep so that we could have breakfast.” – Daniel Pennac
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“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” – Galileo Galilei GOOD NIGHT ONE LINER QUOTES
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“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.” – Lemony Snicket
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“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
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“I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.” – Richard Feynman
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“I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea.” – Lu T’ung
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“I was born too late to explore the world, and too early to explore the universe. But just in time for the internet to tell me I’m doing everything wrong.” – Unknown
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“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
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“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.” – Ed Bluestone
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“I walked into a bookstore and asked the woman for a map, and she said, “Wait a minute, I’ll call my husband. He’s read every book in the store.”” – Steven Wright
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“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
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“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde