FUNNY BOOKMARK QUOTES

“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. That is all.” – Oscar Wilde

“I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.” – Roald Dahl

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

“I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“I cannot live without books.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.” – Mark Twain

“If you think I’m high maintenance, try a bookmark.” – Unknown

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine. It’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho

“Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can’t expect an angel to look out.” – Arthur Schopenhauer

“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.” – Charles William Eliot

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero MY NEW TOY QUOTES

“A book is a device to ignite the imagination.” – Alan Bennett

“Books are a uniquely portable magic.” – Stephen King

“I love books. I love that moment when you open one and sink into it, and you can escape from the world, into a story that’s way more interesting than yours will ever be.” – Elizabeth Scott

“Books may well be the only true magic.” – Alice Hoffman

“A book is a dream that you hold in your hands.” – Neil Gaiman

“When I look back, I am so impressed again with the life-giving power of literature. If I were a young person today, trying to gain a sense of myself in the world, I would do that again by reading, just as I did when I was young.” – Maya Angelou

“Books are a uniquely portable magic.” – Stephen King

“The world belongs to those who read.” – Rick Holland

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers. It would be terrible if we just skipped from September to November, wouldn’t it?” – L.M. Montgomery

“Reading: the ability to teleport your mind to a different world.” – Unknown

“I have never known any distress that an hour’s reading did not relieve.” – Charles de Montesquieu