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“Bowling: the only time it’s acceptable to throw a ball at someone’s head.”
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“Bowling is a fun sport because you get to wear neon shoes without judgment.”
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“Bowling is just like life: sometimes you’re a strike, and sometimes you’re a gutter ball.”
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“Bowling is the perfect excuse to eat greasy food and wear unflattering shirts.”
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“Bowling is the ultimate sport for all the pin-heads out there.”
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“Bowling may not be a contact sport, but it’s definitely a collision sport.”
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“I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to throw strikes.”
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“Bowling is the only sport where it’s socially acceptable to high-five strangers.”
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“Bowling: the sport where everyone can pretend to be a pro athlete for a night.”
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“Bowling is like a game of chess, just with more pins and bad dancing.”
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“There’s nothing more satisfying than watching all the pins fall, except maybe pizza.”
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“In bowling, it’s not about the size of the ball, it’s about the skill of the bowler.”
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“You’re never too old to play video games or go bowling.”
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“Bowling is the perfect sport for anyone who loves knocking things down and pretending it was intentional.” QUOTES ABOUT FLY
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“I bowl to win. Did you think I played the game for fun?”
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“Bowling is the perfect sport for people who have always wanted to throw things at random objects.”
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“Bowling is a sport where you don’t have to be great to have fun, but it definitely helps.”
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“Bowling is proof that even as adults, we still enjoy knocking things down.”
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“The only thing better than bowling is celebrating a victory with a victory dance.”
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“I can never decide if bowling is a sport or a way to avoid actually exercising.”
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“Bowling is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to strike or end up in the gutter.”
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“You know you’re a serious bowler when you start dreaming about perfect games.”
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“Bowling is the closest thing we have to adulting – you pay to rent shoes and throw things.”
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“Bowling: the sport where you can show off your unique style and questionable dance moves.”
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“Bowling is the only sport where you can socialize, snack, and simultaneously knock things over.”
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“Bowling is always more fun when you can blame the pins for not standing properly.”