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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”
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“Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after!”
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“The key to a successful marriage is a sense of humor… and unlimited takeout!”
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“Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener!”
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“Cheers to the couple who puts the ‘we’ in weird!”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and lots of cake!”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right… and the other person is the husband!”
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“Goodbye, single life… hello, married strife!”
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“The secret to a happy marriage: a sense of humor and a really good WiFi connection!”
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“Marriage is all about give and take. You give me a headache, I take some Advil!”
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“Two souls becoming one means double the trouble and twice the laughter!”
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“Love is grand, but a little laughter never hurt anyone!”
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“Every bride needs something old, something new, something borrowed, and something hilarious!”
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“Marriage: an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo!”
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“Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is also quite blind!” FALLING FOR BEST FRIEND QUOTES
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“The only thing better than having you as my bridesmaid is knowing you’ll be there to see my ‘I do’!”
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“Sometimes love is just discovering someone else’s annoying habits and still deciding to spend the rest of your life with them!”
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“Sorry, fellas! This girl is off the market!”
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“Time to trade in my ‘Sweet and Single’ shirt for a ‘Sassy and Married’ one!”
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“It’s not about finding the perfect person, it’s about finding someone who will eat the last slice of pizza!”
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“May your love be as endless as your mandatory wedding photos!”
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“Remember, a happy marriage is a martini made with love and a lot of gin!”
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“Life is short, marriage is long… better make sure you marry someone with a good sense of humor!”
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“Marriage is a romantic novel, and love is the cliffhanger!”
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“Congratulations on snagging one of the good ones! Your hubby-to-be is definitely a keeper… like a zookeeper!”
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“Marriage tip: never laugh at your partner’s choices… because you are one of them!”
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“Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and never-ending fun!”
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“Bridal showers are the perfect excuse to gather all your favorite people and laugh until your cheeks hurt!”