FUNNY BRIDAL SHOWER QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after!”

“The key to a successful marriage is a sense of humor… and unlimited takeout!”

“Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener!”

“Cheers to the couple who puts the ‘we’ in weird!”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and lots of cake!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right… and the other person is the husband!”

“Goodbye, single life… hello, married strife!”

“The secret to a happy marriage: a sense of humor and a really good WiFi connection!”

“Marriage is all about give and take. You give me a headache, I take some Advil!”

“Two souls becoming one means double the trouble and twice the laughter!”

“Love is grand, but a little laughter never hurt anyone!”

“Every bride needs something old, something new, something borrowed, and something hilarious!”

“Marriage: an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo!”

“Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is also quite blind!” FALLING FOR BEST FRIEND QUOTES

“The only thing better than having you as my bridesmaid is knowing you’ll be there to see my ‘I do’!”

“Sometimes love is just discovering someone else’s annoying habits and still deciding to spend the rest of your life with them!”

“Sorry, fellas! This girl is off the market!”

“Time to trade in my ‘Sweet and Single’ shirt for a ‘Sassy and Married’ one!”

“It’s not about finding the perfect person, it’s about finding someone who will eat the last slice of pizza!”

“May your love be as endless as your mandatory wedding photos!”

“Remember, a happy marriage is a martini made with love and a lot of gin!”

“Life is short, marriage is long… better make sure you marry someone with a good sense of humor!”

“Marriage is a romantic novel, and love is the cliffhanger!”

“Congratulations on snagging one of the good ones! Your hubby-to-be is definitely a keeper… like a zookeeper!”

“Marriage tip: never laugh at your partner’s choices… because you are one of them!”

“Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and never-ending fun!”

“Bridal showers are the perfect excuse to gather all your favorite people and laugh until your cheeks hurt!”