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“Love is like a rubber band: it hurts when it snaps back.”
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“My heart has been broken so many times, it’s starting to look like a jigsaw puzzle.”
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“If Karma doesn’t hit you hard enough, send an ex my way.”
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“Love is like a glass of wine, it can either make you feel amazing or leave you with a massive hangover.”
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“I’m not heartbroken, I’m just experiencing temporary emotional turbulence.”
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“I thought I found my other half, turns out they were just trying to complete their puzzle.”
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“Behind every successful love story, there’s a broken heart that got back up again.”
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“If love is a battlefield, then I must be the master of getting struck by friendly fire.”
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“I’m too broken to be bitter; I’ll just choose to be better.”
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“Relationships are like algebra – sometimes you look at your ex and wonder how they ended up becoming your ex.”
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“My heart may have been broken, but at least it didn’t break the bank.”
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“Love is blind, but it still managed to find a bunch of assholes.”
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“They say time heals all wounds, but a little wine and chocolate won’t hurt either.”
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“Congrats to my ex for upgrading to misery 0.” ITS YOUR DAY QUOTES
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“I don’t need a knight in shining armor; I need someone who can handle my emotional baggage.”
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“If money can’t buy happiness, it’s time to find a sugar daddy instead of a boyfriend.”
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“I may have a broken heart, but my sense of humor is still in perfectly good condition.”
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“I wear my broken heart like a badge of honor. It shows that I loved fearlessly.”
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“If you can’t handle me at my emotional breakdown, you don’t deserve me at my future emotional stability.”
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“Love is like a game of chess – it takes two fools to make it interesting and one idiot to break it.”
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“My heart may be broken, but at least I still have my Netflix account.”
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“The only test I failed was love. Thank God I’m acing sarcasm and self-love.”
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“Love is like a song on repeat; it’s great until you can’t stand the sound anymore.”
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“I’m not crying because of love; I’m crying because I laughed too hard at my own jokes.”
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“Got a broken heart? Don’t worry, I’m building a wall out of all the bricks my exes gave me.”
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“Love is like a fart – it stinks when it goes sour.”
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“The only thing that can mend my broken heart is duct tape and a new credit card.”