FUNNY BUT WISE QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“The best way to predict your future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.” – Vivian Komori

“Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon

“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Life is like a roller coaster. Try to enjoy the ride and not throw up.” – Unknown

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.” – Ron White

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.” – Unknown

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins

“The trouble with life is there’s no background music.” – Steven Wright

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” – Mark Twain

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” – Bill Murray SPECIAL FRIENDS QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” – Unknown

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.” – Marilyn Monroe

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.” – Albert Einstein

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

“The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.'” – Unknown

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown