FUNNY CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW QUOTES

“Why is the rum always gone?”

“I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid.”

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“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”

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“I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”

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“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.”

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“Why fight when you can negotiate?”

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“Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded.”

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“I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it?”

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“Now, bring me that horizon!”

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“You seem somewhat familiar; Have I threatened you before?”

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“You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you’ve already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch, are you?”

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“Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish… squid… and the marshmallows. Do not forget the marshmallows! Keep them safe!” WATCHING SOMEONE YOU LOVE LOVE SOMEONE ELSE QUOTES

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“I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?”

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“I’m not a coward! A guy with a pistol and a sword can be killed by a guy with a sight, can’t they?”

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“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.”

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“Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.”

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“Do you think I planned all this chaos?”

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“What a ship is, what the Black Pearl really is, is freedom!”