FUNNY CHOPPING BOARD QUOTES

“I’m too sexy for this chopping board.”

“Chop it like it’s hot.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m on chopcation.”

“Choppin’ ain’t easy, but someone’s gotta do it.”

“In a relationship with this chopping board.”

“I’m so dill-icious at chopping.”

“Chop, chop, hooray!”

“Chop it like it’s hot mess.”

“I chop, therefore I am.”

“The key to my heart is through this chopping board.”

“Chopping is my therapy.” MONEY RELATIONSHIP QUOTES

“When life gives you lemons, grab a chopping board.”

“My chopping skills are souperb.”

“I like big cuts and I cannot lie.”

“Chop till you drop, then chop some more.”

“Chop like nobody’s watching.”

“Just keep chopping, just keep chopping.”

“I’m a cut above the rest.”

“Chopped it like it’s hot.”

“Life is too short to chop onions, let’s order takeout.”