FUNNY CHRISTMAS DRINKING QUOTES

“I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.”

“Tis the season to be jolly… and drunk!”

“Christmas calories don’t count if you drink them.”

“Dear Santa, define ‘naughty’.”

“Sleigh all day, wine all night.”

“Christmas spirits make holiday miracles.”

“Fa la la la la… la la la liquor.”

“Merry Christmas! Drink responsibly… or don’t, I’m not Santa.”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th… after a few mimosas.”

“All I want for Christmas is a full glass.”

“Forget the fruitcake, pass the eggnog.”

“May your Christmas be merry and your drinks be strong.”

“Santa saw your Facebook photos… that’s why you’re getting a bottle of vodka this year.”

“Christmas cheer: the reason I’m drinking beer.” BROKEN HEART URDU QUOTES

“Jingle bells, jingle beers.”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to drink lots of beer.”

“Sip, sip, hooray! It’s Christmas Day!”

“Drink up, grinches!”

“Christmas is the time for good cheers, delicious beer, and terrible decisions.”

“Santa: Making a list, checking it twice… or making a cocktail, shaking it thrice?”

“The weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful.”

“I’m just here for the holiday spirits.”

“Christmas rule: It’s only a liquid diet from now until New Year’s.”

“Prosecco ho ho!”

“Jingle shots, jingle shots, jingle all the way.”

“Christmas: The only time of year when it’s acceptable to spike your hot chocolate.”