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“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” – Unknown
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“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.” – Unknown
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“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin
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“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz
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“First, we’ll eat, then we’ll do everything else.” – Unknown
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“Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.” – Ellen DeGeneres
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“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson
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“Christmas is a time when you get homesick — even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson
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“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Will Ferrell, Elf
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Unknown
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“Christmas is the time to shop till you drop… and then stop for a snack.” – Unknown INSPIRING DANCE QUOTES
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“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.” – Unknown
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“I don’t need mistletoe to kiss you. You’re too sweet to resist.” – Unknown
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“Christmas is the time to party all night long… and then wake up early for presents.” – Unknown
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“The awkward moment when Santa gets stuck in the chimney… and there’s no fireplace.” – Unknown
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“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own presents.” – Unknown
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“Christmas is like a job: you do all the work, but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.” – Unknown
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“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.” – Unknown
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“What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!” – Unknown
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“Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.” – Unknown
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“Christmas: the only time of year it’s socially acceptable to wear a hideous sweater in public.” – Unknown
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“Why is a Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It keeps dropping its needles!” – Unknown
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“I told Santa I wanted a fat bank account and a thin body. He thought it was a joke, but now he’s my personal trainer.” – Unknown