FUNNY CHRISTMAS QUOTES FOR SHIRTS

“All I want for Christmas is for someone else to cook.”

“I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.”

“Dear Santa, define naughty.”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

“Sweaters are just blankets you can wear to work.”

“I’m only a morning person on December 26th.”

“I’m on the nice list because it’s too exhausting to be naughty.”

“Dear Santa, I can explain…”

“Can I return this Christmas morning for a few more hours of sleep?”

“The only flakes I want to see this Christmas are in my cereal.”

“I’m just here for the cookies and milk.”

“Sorry Santa, naughty just feels so nice!”

“I believe in Santa… and extra dessert.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT DRUG ADDICTION

“Let’s get elfed up!”

“Yes, I’m on the nice list… well, kinda.”

“I’m not Santa, but you can still sit on my lap.”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

“I’m dreamin’ of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“Jingle all the way to the buffet table.”

“I’m not fat, I’m festively plump.”

“You rock my Christmas socks off!”

“Santa, please redefine ‘mint-condition.'”

“Christmas calories don’t count, right?”

“Forget the mistletoe, just buy me another margarita.”

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