FUNNY CHRISTMAS QUOTES FOR WORK COLLEAGUES

by

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: rainy days, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas lights.” – Unknown

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls work.” – George Carlin

“Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!” – Unknown

“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller

“Nothing says holiday cheer like a coworker singing carols off-key.” – Unknown

“The only dance I do at the Christmas party is the check-out line cha-cha.” – Unknown

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.” – Unknown

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” – Robert Paul INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE PROBLEMS

“I don’t want much for Christmas, just someone to put away all the holiday decorations for me.” – Unknown

“Christmas calories don’t count, right? That’s why I eat like a reindeer!” – Unknown

“My idea of an efficient office Christmas party is one where I don’t have to wear pants.” – Unknown

“Christmas is the season when you buy gifts with money you don’t yet have for people you don’t want to be with.” – Johnny Carson

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to use the office printer to make festive memes.” – Unknown

“Eat, drink, and be merry—for tomorrow we have to get back to work.” – Unknown

“I put so much thought into my Christmas gifts for colleagues that I forgot to actually buy them.” – Unknown

“The three stages of office Christmas party: excitement, regret, and a new resolution to find a new job!” – Unknown

“I can’t wait to work so hard during the holidays that I’m already wishing for another vacation.” – Unknown

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE PROBLEMS